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 Dysfunctional Listings and Fails!

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PostSubject: Dysfunctional Listings and Fails!   Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:30 pm

Its the dog days of Summer and so It is becoming seemingly possible that less and less players are attending for various reasons.

The Reasons:

1# Its too Hot and would rather cool off at another place.

2# Too Lazy to Log on and find a roll call or even post on Roll call.

3#I Always go late and miss too much of the game-Why go!?

4#I got burned waiting long hours after arriving early...they all arrive on Cuban time!

5# Only attend and commit to a game if there is a good following of players attending it.

6# Lack of inspiration and do not know where and when a game is gonna happen.

7# I am not ready yet!...My gun is out of action!, I'm out of ammo!...No money!

8# They are all stupid and only know Death Match type scenario games.

9# You really are n00b and got scared!....Deep down in your heart you know it be true!

10# No ride! and Its too far away!

11#Forum participation in roll call getting too lazy!....You just don't know!

12# would rather Chairsoft and play PC games!

13# You actually do showed up and got skunked on the field so many times you kinda gave up.

Skunked: You were not enough to get a decent game as there were too few or none at all!

14# You did go but got stuck in Traffic or your car broke down so you couldn't possibly arrive!

15# Not going because you actually hate the other players!

16# You are a big time noob and play on impulse is not your day!.... Tomorrow doesn't look good either!

17#Only go if some one lends me a gun... I broke mine!

18# I think its going to Rain!

19# Getting tired of fighting n00bs!I Got shot up bad there!... They don't call there hits and they all shoot point blank!........They are all n00bs!

20# Those other players are nuts! I'm getting too old for this sort of thing!

21#My Girl friend wants me to quit!...They shot me ..ya... you know...There!

23# You are in the Hospital because of that last violent game!...You hit your head and forgot about airsoft!

24# Sorry...I'm Working on that day and gotta bring home the bacon!

25#The List could go on!...Feel free to add on to this funny list of Dysfunctions and Fails or comment on what you think is the route cause of it all!


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PostSubject: Re: Dysfunctional Listings and Fails!   Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:42 pm

lack of commitment and love for the sport....
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PostSubject: Re: Dysfunctional Listings and Fails!   Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:08 pm

GizMo wrote:
lack of commitment and love for the sport....

^^^^gets +1 vote

also not feeling in the mood to play with the justice league lmfao
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