Dysfunctional Listings and Fails!

Its the dog days of Summer and so It is becoming seemingly possible that less and less players are attending for various reasons.

The Reasons:

1# Its too Hot and would rather cool off at another place.

2# Too Lazy to Log on and find a roll call or even post on Roll call.

3#I Always go late and miss too much of the game-Why go!?

4#I got burned waiting long hours after arriving early...they all arrive on Cuban time!

5# Only attend and commit to a game if there is a good following of players attending it.

6# Lack of inspiration and do not know where and when a game is gonna happen.

7# I am not ready yet!...My gun is out of action!, I'm out of ammo!...No money!

8# They are all stupid and only know Death Match type scenario games.

9# You really are n00b and got scared!....Deep down in your heart you know it be true!

10# No ride! and Its too far away!

11#Forum participation in roll call getting too lazy!....You just don't know!

12# would rather Chairsoft and play PC games!

13# You actually do showed up and got skunked on the field so many times you kinda gave up.

Skunked: You were not enough to get a decent game as there were too few or none at all!

14# You did go but got stuck in Traffic or your car broke down so you couldn't possibly arrive!

15# Not going because you actually hate the other players!

16# You are a big time noob and play on impulse only...today is not your day!.... Tomorrow doesn't look good either!

17#Only go if some one lends me a gun... I broke mine!

18# I think its going to Rain!

19# Getting tired of fighting n00bs!I Got shot up bad there!... They don't call there hits and they all shoot point blank!........They are all n00bs!

20# Those other players are nuts! I'm getting too old for this sort of thing!

21#My Girl friend wants me to quit!...They shot me ..ya... you know...There!

23# You are in the Hospital because of that last violent game!...You hit your head and forgot about airsoft!

24# Sorry...I'm Working on that day and gotta bring home the bacon!

25#The List could go on!...Feel free to add on to this funny list of Dysfunctions and Fails or comment on what you think is the route cause of it all!

lack of commitment and love for the sport....

GizMo wrote:

lack of commitment and love for the sport....

^^^^gets +1 vote


also not feeling in the mood to play with the justice league lmfao