What kind of airsofter are you?

Airsoft Tank Driver!!!

Rareity: Rare

Age: 18-45

This guy may turn up if all the enviornments and field is right for it and airsoft has reached such a hard core level that now missions may actually be miles long!

Though it may not quite be a tank and even rarer if was! the vehical is usually an atv quadbike rigged to look and fight like a tank or even a small car or pickup truck!

The tanks are top heavy because they are fitted with a turret and gunner so they usually go slow and are mostly invincible except to RPG or tank attack!

weapons on board may range from custom fitted bazookas to miniguns!

the guys that drive them are usually in or near an actual military base!

Minigun addict HARDsofter...AKA, GREAT WHITE SH@T!

Rareity: Fortunatelly Rare

Age: 35-55

This guy is sporting the most expensive gun on the field, a $3,500.00 Minigun! Most likelly to known something like Dragon or Hells Fire what ever he's called he is so powerful he is often avoided by everyone and even his own team!

The lack of anyone aproaching this guy means the actions has well moved on somewhere else and if your on his team be ready to get none because he will get it first!

Soccer mom noob

Increasingly Common

Age: 11-18+

A very young airsofter or kidsofter who is often dropped off or dumped at or near access to the airsoft field.
Technically they legally unsupervised minors at this point!
To the airsofter this is a means to an end as long as they can get to the game.
Often resorting to bumming rides off fellow airsofters....May become stranded at the field if caught alone on a rainy day!

Weaknesses: cell phone recalls of incomming pick up...Times up!
and being stranded as the last one alone!

i use decent guns play fair and love airsoft

lol jester is a chairsofter xD

tommygunner9 wrote:

lol jester is a chairsofter xD

NO... I am the REAL CHAIRSOFTER!....Look at my Post counts... I fukkin took it over too!

haha sanddragon there is no competing with you!! xD

tommygunner9 wrote:

haha sanddragon there is no competing with you!! xD

In the Chair soft quote the guy also lives off ramen food, and has a radical gun collection... Uh That damn cat is disrupting my TV anime marathon... got to shoot it!

lol he be disrupting ur dragonballz marathon lol sanddragon i know u love or loved dbz

tommygunner9 wrote:

lol he be disrupting ur dragonballz marathon lol sanddragon i know u love or loved dbz

Holy Sh@t... He's got a power level of 99,000 Thousand!

def cqb junkie/ geardo lol

Best Video descripition of a CHAIRSOFTER!

hilarious vid. i change with the tides of the game. one minute im support, the next the lead, then a lone flanker. bt im always a team player. i hate 1v1 and 2v2. its so boring

Superman airsofter:

Rarity...Common!

BBs bouncing off the man of steel as he never calls a hit! MUH HAH HA!

Only hope to stopping him is to lite em up!

May even more pronounced if he yells out- I"M NOT CALLING MY HITS!- but rarely does!

Occasionally may be seen donning one of these suits or Logos as a patch!





WARNING!............keep an eye out for this patch!




Sometimes appears as a variant of Zombie undead!- but that's another story!

The Walking Dead Talk!


Rarity: so common!


Speak from the Grave,
The Walking Dead are talking!...often tell the living where they got shot or other Intel!

If seen in action it may be possible to punish them again with a second shot!

A very bad noobish habit...just say hit and nothing more!

I am a badass one. lol

Airsoft Jedi or Darth Sith Lord!

Rarely seen!

You have Cat like reflexes and can seemingly sense the presents of another...Search your feelings, You know it be true!

Can often turn around and hit targets with pin point reflex accuracy- No!.... that was the power of the FORCE!

The Dark Sith Lords are often able to acquire this reflex impulsive kill so if he sees or senses ya...You re dead!

Do not get too close to a Sith Lord!

Airsoft Jedi's are more patient and most likely to dodge attacks using the power of the force...you can tell when the bbs are blown off course by a strong wind! often able to calculate and correct fire placing the bb on the target.

May resort to Cheap Jedi mind games!

Whether you use the power of the dark side or calculate patently like a Master Yoda.

-May the force be with you!

The Super n00b!

Rarity-found at the Nerd table!


He is quite a character....he has already branded himself a Super noob in front of the whole forum several times and frankly He or she is a retarded idiot!

This kind of person talks intrusively and is almost never diplomatic, Tends to also never apologize and always answer back!

Mentally this person is thinking he is always right , May be right in one or two things but then gets carried away with ego !

Even when proven wrong this person is powered by pure ego!......His sense of Honor is weird and distorted and is only as long as it all ends up in his or her favor! - Never likes to lose!...reminds me of an infant baby throwing a temper tantrum!- they have not quite outgrown whining!

Will actually forget any lose in his or her own credibility and continue carrying on.

THE LAST WORD!:

This person also doesn't ever shut up,seems to always want to have the last word... so if you bark , the bitch will bark back!

If you see one, do not engage....Back away and leave this fool to ramble along with themselves as you cannot possibly cure them of there senile like habits!

Airsoft Drop out

Age: all - and one day even YOU WILL DIE!

Typically any airsoft player who has burned out of the sport....The Lifespan of an airsofter may be typically epic or rather pathetic based on many factors.

Money, Transportation, available playing time, School, kids, the Wife, a girlfriend, Your Momma!,Pride, Fear, The worth of the whole social effort...some people just get tired out and bored of playing, either they are too good or not good enough to keep up with advanced players who are owning them!

In some cases a player may be BANNED from the sport for being DISHONORABLE.

Of course there is always age and factoring in the possibility that one may be injured...Was that guy wearing protective goggles?......Occationally a serious airsoft accident may occur ending that players game carreer.

The Only Question is How Long You Can keep Playing Airsoft?


Tell tail signs of a drop out:

Player starts selling or giving away all or most of his or her gear.

Less and less attendance.

Low communication with team mates or none at all.

The dramatic loss of a expensive weapon in which recovery of pride and money may be deemed impossible.

A player who lives in Shame and dishonor.....keep staring him down .....very Embarrasing!

im rambo. nuff said. lol