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| | | WHO IS JACK SHIT ? |  |
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GizMo
Staff Sergeant
Posts : 269
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-04-29
Age : 61
Location : WHERE DUTY CALLS
| Subject: WHO IS JACK SHIT ?  Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:50 pm | |
| For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack Shit? Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit. In turn Jack Shit married No Shit The couple had 6 children: Holee Shit, Give-a Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and No Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became No Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lotta Shit and had a rather nervous child named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Give-a Shit married the Happens brothers in a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride. Piece-a Shit. So from now on, no one can tell you that you dont know JackShit! | |
| | | | DEVIN
Master Gunnery Sergeant
Posts : 2174
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2010-06-04
Age : 29
Location : Some where inside your home...you wont know until it's to late and all your bendy straws are gone.
| | Subject: Re: WHO IS JACK SHIT ? Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:10 pm | |
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| | | | Nixon
Corporal
Posts : 120
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-09-27
Age : 28
Location : West Palm Beach
| | Subject: Re: WHO IS JACK SHIT ? Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:23 pm | |
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| | | | NOBODY
Admin
Posts : 1452
Reputation : 2
Join date : 2010-01-17
Location : West Kendall
| | Subject: Re: WHO IS JACK SHIT ? Thu Nov 04, 2010 4:35 pm | |
| - GizMo wrote:
- For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack Shit? Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit. In turn Jack Shit married No Shit The couple had 6 children: Holee Shit, Give-a Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and No Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became No Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lotta Shit and had a rather nervous child named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Give-a Shit married the Happens brothers in a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride. Piece-a Shit. So from now on, no one can tell you that you dont know JackShit!
You forgot Holy Shit married them. PS. Bang!   | |
| | | | jakeson
Corporal
Posts : 112
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-09-04
Age : 36
Location : Homestead
| | Subject: Re: WHO IS JACK SHIT ? Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:10 pm | |
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| | | | DEVIN
Master Gunnery Sergeant
Posts : 2174
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2010-06-04
Age : 29
Location : Some where inside your home...you wont know until it's to late and all your bendy straws are gone.
| | Subject: Re: WHO IS JACK SHIT ? Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:23 pm | |
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| | | | EAGLE
First Sergeant
Posts : 1166
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-07-01
Age : 28
| | Subject: Re: WHO IS JACK SHIT ? Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:01 pm | |
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| | | | Nixon
Corporal
Posts : 120
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-09-27
Age : 28
Location : West Palm Beach
| | Subject: Re: WHO IS JACK SHIT ? Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:47 pm | |
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