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SandDragon
1st lieutenant
Posts : 3257
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Join date : 2010-04-25
Age : 49
Location : Miami Beach building SandCastles- I shit you not!, and get paid to do this!
| Subject: POST YA Airsoft Humor  Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:31 am | |
| One good way to get an edge on your fellow airsofter, I shall start the funny list... HMMM! 1#Dress well, say you are going to attend their FUNERAL! 2# Bring a Voodoo doll of your Victim/ Friend and place needle on spot ya wanta jinks- (Trigger finger) 3#Name your airsoft gun after your favorite victim!- Example: SANDRAGON SLAYER ! 4#On game day go in a deer suit while you hunt them! 5#In a yes or no situation, point gun at anyone who might say no against ya! 6#Explain,Shovel brought not for trenches but graves. 7#Parked car made for tank simulations... point turret at on that certain car and leave,say its a fluke! 8#Taking out the TRASH, Always refer to TAKING OUT THE TRASH! 9#Bring noob seeking ammo if ya got it! 10#Load bbs and tell your fellow airsofters this ones got your name on it... and it does! I leave the funny list open for more of "them thar fighting words!"  | |
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DEVIN
Master Gunnery Sergeant
Posts : 2174
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2010-06-04
Age : 29
Location : Some where inside your home...you wont know until it's to late and all your bendy straws are gone.
| | Subject: Re: POST YA Airsoft Humor Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:40 am | |
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SandDragon
1st lieutenant
Posts : 3257
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-04-25
Age : 49
Location : Miami Beach building SandCastles- I shit you not!, and get paid to do this!
| | Subject: Re: POST YA Airsoft Humor Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:00 pm | |
| So I am in the field talking with NADER about playing a huge Building to Building match... (The guy says he is actually is in the armed forces.) Nader remarks that the distance is way too big and I responded, THIS IS MILISIM!-In the armed forces you gotta walk miles, endure, as well as actually fight ....Then an Instant Inspiring Vision hit my artistic mind and I told him I was drawing it or going to draw the picture of the vision!, Heres the inspirational drawing of NADER in the fighting field! I See NADER at the battlefield pulling in past all other solders who actually marched there,He is in a Military desert camo pimped Limosine- sporting 2 miniguns on duo sun roofs, A swimming pool in the rear with our spoiled comrad chilling with babes in the back! He arrives to the field and a military camo carpet is rolled out before his feet! He is attended by a small army of Servant military who bring food, drink, and ammo to all remote places he fights, Nothing is ever a footache away! Oh and I have not yet covered how he fights...Like a game of golf he has a Caddy follow him around in the field while on military style golfcart, occationally the Caddy pulls out the decided proper weapon for each target!... I take it this MILISIM is a walk in the park! He arrives back at his base"CLUB HOUSE" before everyone else via pimped out ride hardly breaking out in a sweat because air conditioners were stratigiclly positioned every where he fought! This is probablly what NADERs dreams of until some one actually wakes him up!- ("DRILL SERGEANT"!)  | |
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DEVIN
Master Gunnery Sergeant
Posts : 2174
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2010-06-04
Age : 29
Location : Some where inside your home...you wont know until it's to late and all your bendy straws are gone.
| | Subject: Re: POST YA Airsoft Humor Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:32 pm | |
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Jester
Master Gunnery Sergeant
Posts : 1873
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-01-18
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: POST YA Airsoft Humor Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:51 pm | |
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SandDragon
1st lieutenant
Posts : 3257
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-04-25
Age : 49
Location : Miami Beach building SandCastles- I shit you not!, and get paid to do this!
| | Subject: Re: POST YA Airsoft Humor Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:27 am | |
|  OK LEFT NUT IT IS! | |
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SandDragon
1st lieutenant
Posts : 3257
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-04-25
Age : 49
Location : Miami Beach building SandCastles- I shit you not!, and get paid to do this!
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SandDragon
1st lieutenant
Posts : 3257
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-04-25
Age : 49
Location : Miami Beach building SandCastles- I shit you not!, and get paid to do this!
| | Subject: Re: POST YA Airsoft Humor Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:47 am | |
|  This time- The AK47 is real! Blood thirsty.....VAMPIRECONG! | |
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DEVIN
Master Gunnery Sergeant
Posts : 2174
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2010-06-04
Age : 29
Location : Some where inside your home...you wont know until it's to late and all your bendy straws are gone.
| | Subject: Re: POST YA Airsoft Humor Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:51 am | |
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SandDragon
1st lieutenant
Posts : 3257
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-04-25
Age : 49
Location : Miami Beach building SandCastles- I shit you not!, and get paid to do this!
| | Subject: Re: POST YA Airsoft Humor Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:58 am | |
| - DEVIN wrote:
- whos is it
Who do you think FOOL! | |
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Jester
Master Gunnery Sergeant
Posts : 1873
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-01-18
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: POST YA Airsoft Humor Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:01 pm | |
| - SandDragon wrote:
OK LEFT NUT IT IS! lmfao alright now my question to you is, "left or right nipple" | |
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AnarchistGrandpa
Staff Sergeant
Posts : 304
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-04-12
Age : 30
Location : lakes by the bay
| | Subject: Re: POST YA Airsoft Humor Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:22 pm | |
| WHO THE HELL GAVE SANDDRAGON A REAL AK????! | |
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Jester
Master Gunnery Sergeant
Posts : 1873
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-01-18
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: POST YA Airsoft Humor Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:25 pm | |
| well he is 35......i woulda asked "who the hell HASNT given him an ak yet lmfao" | |
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onotix
Staff Sergeant
Posts : 272
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-04-28
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AnarchistGrandpa
Staff Sergeant
Posts : 304
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-04-12
Age : 30
Location : lakes by the bay
| | Subject: Re: POST YA Airsoft Humor Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:37 pm | |
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AnarchistGrandpa
Staff Sergeant
Posts : 304
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-04-12
Age : 30
Location : lakes by the bay
| | Subject: Re: POST YA Airsoft Humor Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:39 pm | |
| My current gear  hilarious aint it? (beware i am getting my new gear on the 21st so watch what you say)  | |
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SandDragon
1st lieutenant
Posts : 3257
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-04-25
Age : 49
Location : Miami Beach building SandCastles- I shit you not!, and get paid to do this!
| | Subject: Re: POST YA Airsoft Humor Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:10 pm | |
| Getting Busted after leaving the car trunk open at South Beach and uh... forgot to unpack all my weapons!  A few days later.......at SFAR Correctional facility...... check yourself before ya wreck ya self!  | |
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gonzalo
Master Sergeant
Posts : 810
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-04-22
Location : Miami
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